Clean Riddles for Kids
Share laugh-out-loud fun with clean riddles for kids that parents and teachers can trust at any event.
😄 Enjoy kid-approved humor without a hint of cringe.
These clean riddles for kids work for assemblies, talent shows, STEM nights, or simple family fun around the dinner table.
🤪 Kid-Friendly Clean Riddles
Why did the student eat his homework?
What has hands but can’t clap?
Why can’t Elsa hold a balloon?
What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
What runs but never walks?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Why did the math book look sad?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Why did the belt get arrested?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What has ears but can’t hear?
Why was the broom late to class?
🎈 Use These Riddles For:
- 🏫 Classroom transitions, sub plans, and indoor recess
- 🎉 Birthday parties, church events, and camp skits
- 📚 Library joke corners or makerspace whiteboards
- 👫 Big buddy/little buddy programs and family newsletters
- 📱 School social media sharing smiles with the community
"Clean riddles give kids the joy of telling jokes everyone can repeat."