Funny Riddles That’ll Brighten Your Brain 😄
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They don’t have the guts.
Why did the math book look sad?
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Because it had too many problems.
What has ears but cannot hear?
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A cornfield.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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I’ll meet you at the corner.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
What building has the most stories?
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The library.
Why was the broom late?
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It swept in.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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Frostbite.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
Why did the tomato blush?
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
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A towel.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
How do you organize a space party?
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You planet.
Why was six afraid of seven?
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Because 7 8 9.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
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A window.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
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Because it felt crummy.
What has two hands but can’t clap?
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A clock.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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It was two-tired.
Why did the chicken join a band?
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Because it had the drumsticks.
How do you catch a squirrel?
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
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An impasta.
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
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Because she’ll let it go.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
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A flat minor.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
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The living room.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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Nacho cheese.
Why did the computer go to therapy?
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It had too many bytes.
How do cows stay up to date?
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They read the moos-paper.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Sofishticated.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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They’d crack each other up.