Office-Friendly Spooky Jokes
What room does a ghost not need?
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A living room.
Why did the skeleton ask for a raise?
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He was working his fingers to the bone.
What is a vampire's favorite company metric?
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The count.
Why are ghosts terrible employees?
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They're always floating around.
Why did the witch join accounting?
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She was great at spelling.
What kind of music do zombie coworkers love?
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Anything with a dead beat.
Why didn't the scarecrow get hired?
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He was outstanding in his field.
How do vampires take their coffee?
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With a little bite.
What do you call a haunted spreadsheet?
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A ghost cell.
Why did the mummy take a sick day?
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He was too wrapped up in work.
Quick Team Teasers
What belongs to you but others use more than you do?
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Your name.
What can fill a conference room but takes up no space?
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Light.
What disappears when you say its name?
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Silence.
What is always coming but never arrives?
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Tomorrow.
What question can you never answer yes to?
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Are you asleep yet?
What has hands but cannot clap?
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A clock.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
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A towel.
What has keys but no locks?
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A piano.
What building has the most stories?
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A library.
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
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A coat of paint.
Costume Party Stumpers
The person who makes it sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it never knows. What is it?
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A coffin.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I?
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An echo.
The more of me you take, the bigger I get. What am I?
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A hole.
Forward I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?
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The word ton.
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
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Bookkeeper.
You see a boat filled with people, yet not a single person is on board. How?
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Everyone is married.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How?
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His horse's name was Friday.
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
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Day breaks and night falls.
I'm not alive, but I grow. I don't have lungs, but I need air. What am I?
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Fire.
What has thirteen hearts but no other organs?
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A deck of cards.
FAQ
Good for Zoom parties?
Yes. Read one aloud, mute for guesses, then reveal.