35 Hilarious Riddles That’ll Actually Make You Laugh
These funny riddles are guaranteed to make you smile, groan, and maybe even think a little. Perfect for kids, adults, and anyone who loves clever jokes with a twist.
😂 Need a laugh? These funny riddles are clean, clever, and just the right amount of ridiculous.
Perfect for parties, group chats, or anytime you want to drop a surprise giggle bomb.
🤪 35 Hilarious Riddles (With Answers)
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What has ears but can’t hear?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
What can you catch but not throw?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
What building has the most stories?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
What has hands but can’t clap?
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
What did one wall say to the other?
What did the zero say to the eight?
What’s brown and sticky?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the math book look sad?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Why was the belt arrested?
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
What room has no doors or windows?
Why was the broom late?
How do cows do math?
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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