🤪 35 Hilarious Riddles (With Answers)
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Because he was outstanding in his field!
What has ears but can’t hear?
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A cornfield.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They don’t have the guts.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one.
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
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Purr-ple.
What can you catch but not throw?
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A cold.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Because they make up everything!
What building has the most stories?
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The library.
Why did the tomato turn red?
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
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Sneakers.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
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A bed.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two-tired.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
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Frostbite.
What has hands but can’t clap?
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A clock.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
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Because they’re shellfish.
What did one wall say to the other?
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I’ll meet you at the corner.
What did the zero say to the eight?
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Nice belt!
What’s brown and sticky?
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A stick.
How do you organize a space party?
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You planet.
Why did the math book look sad?
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Because it had too many problems.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
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A towel.
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
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Because she’ll let it go.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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Hi, bud!
Why was the belt arrested?
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For holding up a pair of pants.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
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To talk to the other side.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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They’d crack each other up.
What room has no doors or windows?
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A mushroom.
Why was the broom late?
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It over-swept.
How do cows do math?
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With a cow-culator.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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It had a virus.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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Wrap music.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh.
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