Riddles for Dad (With Answers He’ll Actually Enjoy)
Whether it's Father's Day, his birthday, or just because — these dad-approved riddles are clever, funny, and sure to make him smile. Answers included!
👨🔧 Got a dad who loves a good brain teaser or dad joke?
These riddles for dads are a mix of clever, corny, and just plain fun — perfect for Father's Day cards, birthday messages, or family game night.
💬 Dad-Approved Riddles (With Answers)
I fix the shelves, mow the lawn, tell dad jokes from dusk to dawn. What am I?
What always has tools but doesn’t work in an office?
I can grill a steak, fix a leak, and fall asleep in 3 minutes flat. Who am I?
What’s something that gets stronger every time it hears 'I love you'?
I’m full of puns, bad jokes, and wisdom you didn’t ask for. What am I?
What do you call a dad who can’t stop telling riddles?
I’m there when your bike breaks, your heart aches, and your car won’t start. Who am I?
I’m not a superhero, but I’ve fixed more things than Batman. Who am I?
What has two arms, a big heart, and answers every 'Can you help me?'
Why did Dad bring a ladder to the bar?
🛠️ Ways to Use These
- 📇 Father's Day cards
- 🎂 Birthday messages
- 🎉 Family party games
- 🧠 Icebreakers at dinner
- 😂 Just to get him laughing
Because behind every great kid is a dad who told just one too many riddles.