Ugly Sweater Party Riddles (Tacky, Cozy, and Clever)

I’m stitched with candy canes, lights, and even a deer. I win you prizes for being the weirdest gear. What am I?

I jingle when you move and sparkle in the night. I’m sewn onto sweaters for maximum delight. What am I?

Too warm for indoors, too wild for the street, worn once a year to be joyfully off-beat. What am I?

I’m not a tree, but I’m covered in lights. I’m a sweater that turns heads on December nights. What am I?

Woven together, yet mismatched in theme. I feature snowmen surfing in a holiday dream. What am I?

I help you win the office prize with glue and glitter flair. I’m more craft project than clothing—what do you wear?

I clash on purpose, loud as can be. You wear me proudly for everyone to see. What am I?

I’m soft as a blanket, bold as a sign, with candy stuck to yarn to make the design. What am I?

I feature reindeer, Santas, elves, and snow. I’m judged on how over-the-top I go. What am I?

What piece of clothing is happiest when it’s the worst?