Funny Thanksgiving Riddles

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call a running turkey?

Why did the cranberries blush?

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

What do you call a stuffed animal after Thanksgiving?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What sound does a turkey's phone make?

What do grateful cats say on Thanksgiving?

What do you call Thanksgiving leftovers after they sit in the fridge too long?

Why did the pie go to therapy?

What did the tablecloth say to the fancy china?

What's a turkey's favorite dessert?

What did one leaf say to another on Thanksgiving?

I am orange, spiced, and baked in a crust every November. What am I?

I am the bowl of mashed potatoes passed around the table. What am I?

I am the napkin folded into a turkey shape at each place setting. What am I?

Why did the stuffing sit next to the turkey at dinner?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

I am the parade float shaped like a giant balloon bird. What am I?

I am the question everyone asks: what are you thankful for? What am I?

I am the couch where uncles fall asleep after the big meal. What am I?

I am the football game playing on TV while dishes pile up. What am I?

I am the kids' table where the loudest laughs happen. What am I?

Why did the corn refuse to play hide and seek?

What do you call a turkey with a sunburn?

I am the wishbone two people pull after dinner. What am I?

I am the Black Friday list hidden in someone's pocket. What am I?

What did the sweet potato say to the butter?