😂 Gobble-Worthy Riddles
Why did the turkey join the band?
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Because it had the drumsticks.
What do you call a running turkey?
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Fast food.
Why did the cranberries blush?
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Because they saw the turkey dressing.
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
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The tur-key.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
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It had 24 carrots.
What do you call a stuffed animal after Thanksgiving?
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A teddy full.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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He was outstanding in his field.
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner if you are a crop?
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A har-vest.
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
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Wing-wing.
What do grateful cats say on Thanksgiving?
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Fur everything, thanks!
🥧 Dinner Table and Dessert
Why did the pie go to therapy?
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It had too many fillings.
What did the tablecloth say to the fancy china?
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Dinner is on me.
What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
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Peach gobbler.
What did one leaf say to another on Thanksgiving?
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I'm falling for you.
Why did the stuffing sit next to the turkey?
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It wanted to be beside its best friend.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
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Lucky.
Why did the corn refuse to play hide and seek?
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Because it always gets picked.
What do you call a turkey with a sunburn?
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A roasted turkey.
What did the sweet potato say to the butter?
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You make me mash better.
Why did mashed potatoes blush?
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They saw the gravy boat.
🦃 Turkey Day and Family Fun
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
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A poultry-geist.
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
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They use fowl language.
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
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Fowl weather.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
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Google, google.
Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down?
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Because he wore his belt buckle on his hat.
What is brown, sits in a boat, and never rows?
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Gravy.
What do you call corn that tells jokes?
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A stand-up kernel.
Why did the dinner roll tell jokes?
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To butter everyone up.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
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Squash.
What did the leaf say before dessert?
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I am falling for pie.
FAQ
Are these riddles clean for school?
Yes. Every joke is family-friendly and classroom-safe.
Can I use these at the kids' table?
Perfect spot. Read one between courses or during dessert.
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