Funny Thanksgiving Riddles
Serve extra laughs with funny Thanksgiving riddles for kids, cousins, and the dessert table crowd.
🦃 Add humor to the harvest.
These funny Thanksgiving riddles keep conversations lively while the turkey roasts and pies cool. Perfect for kids’ tables, classroom celebrations, or extended family game time.
😂 Gobble-Worthy Riddles
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a running turkey?
Why did the cranberries blush?
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
What do you call a stuffed animal after Thanksgiving?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
What do grateful cats say on Thanksgiving?
What do you call Thanksgiving leftovers after they sit in the fridge too long?
Why did the pie go to therapy?
What did the tablecloth say to the fancy china?
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
What did one leaf say to another on Thanksgiving?
🥧 Use These Riddles For:
- 🍽️ Kids’ tables, classroom feasts, and family icebreakers
- 🗞️ Holiday newsletters and PTO handouts
- 📱 Social stories counting blessings with a grin
- 🧺 Leftover picnics where the jokes are reheated too
- 🥧 Dessert trivia between slices of pumpkin pie
"Funny Thanksgiving riddles prove gratitude and giggles go hand in hand."