30 Silly and Funny Riddles That Will Make You Giggle
Looking for a laugh? These silly and funny riddles are packed with groan-worthy punchlines, clean humor, and clever wordplay for all ages.
😆 In the mood for something goofy? These silly and funny riddles are here to deliver chuckles, groans, and a few “Ohhh I get it” moments.
They’re family-friendly, classroom-safe, and perfect for lightening the mood anywhere.
😹 30 Silly Riddles with Funny Answers
Why don’t eggs go out at night?
What kind of key opens a banana?
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the cookie cry?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the student eat his homework?
What kind of dog can do magic?
Why was the math test so sad?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the gym close down?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the cow win an award?
Why did the frog call his insurance company?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Why did the fish blush?
What kind of fish knows addition?
What do you call a fake noodle?
How do you throw a space party?
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
Why did the bed wear a disguise?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Why did the grapes stop in the middle of the road?
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
Why did the pirate go to school?
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