😹 30 Silly Riddles with Funny Answers
Why don’t eggs go out at night?
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They don’t want to get beat up.
What kind of key opens a banana?
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A monkey.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
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Because she got caught with too many notes.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
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Red paint.
Why did the cookie cry?
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Because his mom was a wafer too long.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear.
Why did the student eat his homework?
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Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What kind of dog can do magic?
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A Labracadabrador.
Why was the math test so sad?
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Because it had too many problems.
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Put a little boogie in it.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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Because she’ll let it go!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
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The living room.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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It wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the gym close down?
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It just didn’t work out.
What do elves learn in school?
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The elf-abet.
What do you call a pile of cats?
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A meowtain.
Why did the cow win an award?
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Because she was outstanding in her field.
Why did the frog call his insurance company?
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He had a jump in his car.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Nacho cheese!
Why did the fish blush?
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Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What kind of fish knows addition?
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An octoplus.
What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta.
How do you throw a space party?
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You planet.
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
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Floodlights.
Why did the bed wear a disguise?
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It wanted to remain undercover.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Supplies!
Why did the grapes stop in the middle of the road?
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Because they ran out of juice.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it’d be a foot!
What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
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A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Why did the pirate go to school?
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To improve his arrrrrticulation.